Sick note retires

Darren Anderton has retired from football.

Football fans everywhere are in shock that Darren Anderton was still playing football.

He spoke out to his critics , reminding them he has played 600 games. “Ask any of my team mates if they call me sick note”

Presumably they just call him “that old cripple”.

He says he’s off to travel the world. How he will hold up to the rigours of back packing is anybody’s guess. He’d perhaps feel a bit safer as a commentator. Jamie Redknapp has already proved it is perfectly possible to squeeze into a snazzy suit without snapping a knee ligament.