A quitter with a never say die attitude.

Roy Keane has resigned from Sunderland Football club

Sources close to Roy Keane say it all began to fell apart that time Jimmy Bullard fiddled with Chimbonda’s balls. Keane was then not able to look at Chimbonda. From then he lost the Tottenham reject faction of the dressing room. Once you lose the Tottenham rejects it was only a matter of time before the fat irish men, eccentric random foreigners and Manchester United casts off follow suit. Then before you know it you’re left with Craig Gordon.

But then the final straw was when Roy Keane put in a 12 million pound bid for Craig Gordon, forgetting he’d already bought him for 10 million pounds.

Then the only option was to send Niall Quinn a text quitting Sunderland football club.

The players actually are sad to see Keane go, although they won’t miss his psychopathic stare, they will miss his ability to be unable to handle a budget.

Andy Reid is so depressed that when he tried to comfort eat he couldn’t even face the Prawn Sandwhich he bought at an Esso Garage out of respect for Keane.

Roy Keane is a man as complex as the tones in his beard. But the more results went his way the more his greying beard couldn’t be the single element of his disinterested personality which stood out at Sunderland. Cisse was making a mockery of him.

The usual suspects are on board to replace Keane. Presumably Curbishley and Keegan can rule themselves out due to their inability to operate with autonomy coming from above. Niall Quinn’s iron fist is notorious. Reports indicate that he once insisted Roy Keane haggle when making a transfer bid. In a situation like that, is it any wonder Keane couldn’t take it any more?