The Career of Ronaldinho…and you’re the agent!

If Ronaldinho does indeed intend to sign for a premiership team, which premiership team should he sign for? Here are the top 5 choices:

1. Tottenham
Barclays are pulling for this signature as with The Hudd and Ronaldinho playing on the same team it will really take the financial edge off any future vows to sponsor players for £30 per mile run.

2. Man City
The thought of being the next Georgei Kinkladze, combined with the prospect of a delicious career suicide where by ever single Manchester Derby is accomponaied by a Sunday newspaper supplement doing an analysis of the impending Ronaldinho v. Ronaldo duel.

3. Chelsea
Roman Abramovich claimed that he was inspired to own a football team after The match between Real Madrid and Manchester United where Ronaldo lit up the stage with football of such heightened elegance. What we didn’t know is that Abrahmovich was actually only inspired to own a football team by “The Match.” The rest of the spiel was editorial. He wants to build the most glamorous Masters football team of all time. With Ronaldinho, Ballack, Claude Makalele , Schevchencko and Ashley Cole (Who is pretty much just a couple of years away from being Lee Sharpe) then who could stop them?

4. Newcastle
Keegan wanting to buy Ronaldinho is about as inevitable as Jack Duckworth wanting to buy a hotpot in the Rovers Return. Ronaldinho, Owen and Viduka up front should be an unstoppable force in Keegan’s quest to win the 2001/2002 English Premier League title.

5. Portsmouth
Portsmouth would have to break the bank to sign Ronaldinho which would involve the popping up of about ten holding companies, 5 swift briefcase exchanges in a busy airport and at least 1 person will end up waking up beside a horse’s head.