I had a vision….unfortunately it involved Dwain Chambers..gutted.

A premonition is an odd thing. When you have a dream that is so vivid, so clear that you think it’s almost real. Well after reading about Dwain Chambers joining Rugby league team Castleford Tigers. My brain couldn’t compute the deja-vu. Surely after being embarrassed during a spell playing American Football, a sport which in it’s nature can allow people to specialise on one physical skill (ie. running fast.) Surely the disgraced sprinter wouldn’t try a far more complex game, so late in his sporting career, without the help of the magic roids? Well he will.

The times called it a dramatic career switch. It’s not all that dramatic really,a sportsman, with no career in his chosen sport, changing to any sport that will take him. It’s like a disgraced actor turning to porn.

All that went through my head and I fell into a deep sleep/Dwain Chambers media swarm induced coma. When I woke up the premonition was vivid:

Dwain Chambers will not be a good rugby league player.

It’s a bold prediction I know, very bold. But that’s the kind of guy I am, I make the bold predictions.

In other news, Wigan are making a bid for Flo-Jo…it’s all the rage. Disgraced sprinters are so in right now.

Let’s play a game: How many sports will Dwain Chambers fail at before he finds his true calling, and which sport will his true calling be?

I’m going for 17, and Polo.