BREAKING NEWS!
DARREN MCFADDEN HAS GREAT CHARACTER!
In an interview with Marshall Faulk on the NFL network, Darren Mcfadden was asked probing questions about the supposed character issues, which have contributed to rumours of Mcfadden’s sliding stock throughout the pre-draft circus. These doubts have been put to rest by Mcfadden who said:
“I have a great character”
Not wanting the point to be overlooked, when asked to describe Darren Mcfadden: The Football player, Mcfadden replied:
“I have great character”
I think he has proved his point. Hopefully now we can forget this issue and move on .
He has three kids with 3 different mothers with a rumoured two more on the way, because he’s just extremely fertile, allergic to condoms, loves kids, can make any woman pregnant just by looking at them and children of NFL running backs are the happiest kids in the whole world so it would be a waste not to have 50. Just ask Travis Henry.
During his fight in a piano bar, he was there under age purely because his passion outside of football is piano and people were talking over the pianist. Let’s be honest, who hasn’t battered a guy for talking over a pianist.
When he was apparently bought an Escalade by his agent (therefore violating NCAA Laws) it was less as a sign of obsession with material possessions and a belief that the rules do not apply to him but instead a damning assessment of the hypocrisy of these laws which he feel need to be discussed in a public forum rather than accepted without debate. Just call him Darren Pankhurst.
When he injured his toe in a fight at a bar, he admitted that was the point where he realised he was going down the wrong path. To prove the strength of his character, he intentionally injured his toe so he would have a constant reminder not to be swayed by the beacon of temptation once again.
Not only do I think that Darren Mcfadden should be drafted due to his character, I’m also thinking of sending a late mail in vote to the Democrats or the Republicans as they have overlooked him as a candidate.
March 31, 2008 at 8:01 pm
3 kids with 3 mothers with 2 on the way? Is this a real website? Is so, are you allowed to lie? He has NO kids right now, and of the 2 paternity tests, one came back negative. So he potentially has 1 kid on the way. NOT 5!!!! Get your story right.
March 31, 2008 at 10:41 pm
John,
Actually, he admitted to the teams he interviewed with at the combine that he has 1 kid already, 1 paternity suit and two kids on the way. It looks like you’re farther off than this “website”!!
April 1, 2008 at 2:53 am
Actually, Dean, 1&1 is closer to 1&2 than 3&2 is.
Pretty simple math.
This entire article is a string of inconsistencies, some ignorant jerk-off trying to get laughs by talking trash about subjects he clearly knows nothing about. The irony of someone attempting to condescend towards another in a piece so rife with inconsistency is humorous though sad.