Floyd Mayweather cares too much.

After respected boxer, Floyd Mayweather, blatantly sold his soul to pro-wrestling it is time once again to review his progress.

Floyd opened RAW via video link in a promo with the Big Show. Big Show squashed a floyd-a-like and then Floyd appeared on the Titantron. The Big Show and Floyd Mayweather then embarked on one of the worst segments in pro-wrestling history. Mayweather obviously couldn’t even be bothered to read from a TelePrompter. He and Big Show engaged in some of the slowest verbal sparring of all time, Floyd would just repeat phrases such as “I’m the money” ad nauseum. Everything he said, he repeated four or five times. This made the Big Show look more confused than when he once came out at Wrestlemania dressed as a Sumo Wrestler.

The most interesting repeated catchphrase that Mayweather awkwardly spouted was undoubtedly “I am willing to die at Wrestlemania (I am willing to die at Wrestlemania,I am willing to die at Wrestlemania,I am willing to die at Wrestlemania,I am willing to die at Wrestlemania,I am willing to die at Wrestlemania,I am willing to die at Wrestlemania,I am willing to die at Wrestlemania,I am willing to die at Wrestlemania). I’m glad he repeated it one thousand times so I could really grasp how ridiculous the statement was.

If Floyd Mayweather is willing to die for Wrestlemania, here are some other things he may be willing to die for:

Paintballing

Mime

6 Flags

Fiji

Foosball

Cadbury’s cream eggs

Sunny D

Donkey Kong

Steve Guttenberg

Tamagochi

Dance

Oragami

The Suite Life with zach and cody

Power walking

Melissa Joan Hart

Nickleback

Ross Perot

Jazzy Jeff

Gardening

John O’Shea

Anything else?

Imagine if he actually dies, and an ambiguous moment occurs where people think it may have been intentional…..that’s how I want to go,  as the subject of wrestling message board conspiracy theories for the next 5 decades.